i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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