Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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