Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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