I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
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I queefed so loud it echoed.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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