Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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