threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I have so many feelings about this burrito
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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