I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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