I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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