Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I'm passing your future prison.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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