What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
a search helicopter?!
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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