it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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