It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
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I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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