what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
There r osticjed everywhere
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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