She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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