are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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