is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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