There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Tornado booty call.. dedication
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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