Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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