Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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