No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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