Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
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You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
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how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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