I'm lost and stupid without you.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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