Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
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Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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