Is it normal to miss your booty call?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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