i may or may not be watching the land before time
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
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You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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