so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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