Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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