I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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