The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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