yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Houston, we have a squirter
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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