is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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