is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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