sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My feet surprised me
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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