Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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