help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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