Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
it's great music for shaving your balls
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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