This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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