we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
He felt like a one man threesome
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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