I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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