What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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