your room smells of hookers.
And success
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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