I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize