I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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