just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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