belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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