She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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