Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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