Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I need moral support for this bender
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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