Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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