i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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