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(216): View more from Ohio

Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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(925): View more from California

anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.

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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am

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(203): View more from Connecticut

tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?

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(718): View more from New York

i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.

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(708): View more from Illinois

We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.

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