my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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