I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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