i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
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