how hairy? two words: wookie tits
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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